Not getting enough love on this Valentines day? Or have you recently broke-up with your ex? No matter whatever the reason is, here is something for those who love anti valentines day quotes and sayings. Let’s accept that not everyone gets the right partner and many people suffer from the negligence of the other partner and in worst case they end up leaving each other forever. We all have a right to express our feelings whether it is related to love or hatred. Even, in my college times I ended up meeting some sex craving jerks. In case, if you recently broke-up with your soul mate, then this Valentines day will be more irritating one for you. Why not try out some of the anti valentines day quotes?
Anti Valentines Day Quotes
The world has turned into a big circus. The advertisers and retail shopkeepers over-hype the festival just to make more sales. Perhaps, this is why occasion like valentines day are most famous. Seriously, why would someone need a special day to express his/her feelings towards opposite sex? The same old Kitschy love cards, big hearted red balloons, red dress, flowers and pink color apparels are flooding the market to cash in the opportunity. We’re not here to spread the hatred. Don’t take us otherwise. However, there is a distinct group who feels that valentines day is overly hyped by the business people to get more sales. Let me take a liberty to make a two different section for anti valentines day quotes.
- Funny Anti Valentine’s Quotes
- Normal Anti Valentine’s Quotes
Let’s start with funny anti valentines day quotes. The main intention behind is to mock the mentality of traditional people. It will contain some satire. In case, if you are searching for a poem, then you can visit our dedicated section containing Valentine’s day poems. Previously, we covered a small but subtle short Valentine’s day poem over here.
Funny anti valentines quotes
Valentines day is when you get FREE sex and food ~Unknown
Valentines day is for those who needs to remind themselves that they still love each other ~Unknown
If you’re sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either. ~Unknown
Let’s celebrate anti valentines day on this valentines day to show the world that we are not a part of the circus anymore ~ Unknown
REMINDER: Valentine’s Day is a gentle reminder that Christmas decorations must come down! ~Unknown
Reminder: Valentine’s day reminds us that there is someone better than Santa Claus in this world
Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine’s Day and saving $200, PRICELESS! ~Unknown
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ~Lana Turner.
Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you’ll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days. ~Unknown
Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, the extortion day. ~Unknown
Every year, the girls are like, ‘This is the year I get diamonds!’ And guys are like, ‘This is the year I get a blow***!’ Everybody’s disappointed. ~Aisha Tyler
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Unknown
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Our love is like a poem
Which doesn’t work – Peter O
The awkward moment when you realize the Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet… ~Unknown
Don’t talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass! ~Unknown
I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Gary Shandling. ~Unknown
If a man tells you he likes to go for long walks, it means he doesn’t own a car. If he says he enjoys romantic dinners at home, it means he’s broke. ~Paula Bell.
If you see two persons who say their love is Platonic, they need sympathy and medical care. ~M. S. Choubey
Valentine’s day is your golden chance to change your partner ~Unknown
Valentine’s day reminds me that I need to change something in my life, and that is my lover ~Unknown
Morning reminds me to change my underwear and Valentine’s day reminds me to change my girlfriend ~Unknown
Normal Anti Valentines Quotes
Let’s hope that you had a great laugh reading some of the funniest anti valentine’s day quotes we covered in the aforementioned section.
Happy Valentines to all the couples out there, may your love last forever… And to all the single people out there, may your batteries last forever… ~Unknown
Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day ~Unknown
Valentines Day isn’t a real holiday it’s just for commercial purposes…coming from me who is single. ~Unknown
Valentine’s Day is for couples. Us SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves ~Unknown
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~David Bissonnette
If love is a chemistry between two bodies, then why I got a toxic chemical ~Unknown
Love is in the air
Get your oxygen mask ready before you turn into a zombie ~Unknown
When I see a couple of Valentine’s day, it reminds me of Zombies movie with two different zombies with a different needs– one of them needs sex and the other needs a jewelry ~Unknown
Valentine’s day is nothing but a marketing gimmick ~Unknown
Hopefully, you enjoyed the above anti Valentines day as much as we do. Let the freedom of speech convey your message in a more subtle way. In case, if you want similar cards, then you can check out anti valentine’s day 2014 cards which we covered some days back. Would you like to send us your favorite anti valentine day quotes? Use the contact us form and we will feature your quotes here. Keep in touch with our ivalentinesday blog.